Mariah: This cheez sauce is good for my body. Most cheese sauces have sugar in them, so they're not good for my body.
Me: Actually, most cheese sauces don't have sugar in them. They have cows' milk. And cows' milk isn't good for your body.
Mariah: But it's good for cows' bodies.
Enough said . . . .
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